Vacations are a time to take a break from the grind of everyday life. They are a chance to see new sights, taste new foods, explore new cultures and have new experiences. Something about leaving comfortable surroundings makes me willing to try things I wouldn’t normally do at home. Maybe it is the idea of broadening my horizons or maybe it is the idea that I can make an absolute fool of myself in front of people I will never see again. Whatever the reason, vacations seem to be the perfect opportunity to step outside of the comfort zone.
I would not call myself adventurous by even the mildest standards, yet somehow, whenever I leave my environs, I seem to be willing to do things that I would otherwise not do. I don’t love to fly, yet I have taken a helicopter to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. I’m terrified of heights, yet I climbed to the top of the Mayan pyramid at Chichen Itza. I dislike swimming in natural bodies of water because I might encounter a fish, yet I clung to the dorsal fin of a dolphin while being towed around a lagoon in the Gulf of Mexico. On our latest trip, I decided it was time to give whitewater rafting a try. When I approached my husband with this idea he was surprised by my suggestion. He was willing to undertake this new experience, but asked me if I was sure I wanted to do this. I am never sure I want to do these things and fear always lurks in the rational part of my brain, but there’s a part of me that won’t let that fear keep me from experiencing something new. That is the part that usually gets me into trouble.
The extent of my whitewater experience was limited to a few rough patches during an afternoon of tubing on the tranquil Delaware River, so I began doing some research. Rapids are rated from class one to class six. The probability of bodily injury or death increases with each class. While class one is relaxing and mild, class six is a near death experience. It was with this newfound knowledge that I was firmly committed to riding rapids no higher than class three. Our hotel recommended Wild Water Adventures in Yoho National Park, British Columbia. I combed through every page on this company’s website to gather information about a rafting experience and selected the “gentle river journey” or as my husband and I came to refer to it, “rafting for dummies.” Aside from the fear of being tossed like a rag doll from the raft was the added bonus of the possibility of hypothermia since the river water, supplied by melting snow, is just a few degrees above freezing. Luckily, Wild Water Adventures takes that into consideration and provides their rafters with wetsuits and other insulating attire.
Before the rational part of my brain could stop me, I booked our rafting trip and completed the emergency contact information. Nothing announces impending fun like providing the name and number of the person you want to be contacted in the event of your disappearance, injury or death. What I should have noticed during all of my research was the name of the river on which we’d be rafting. It wasn’t until we were booked and confirmed that I realized we’d be rafting on the Kicking Horse River. That name didn’t bode well for a calm experience. I would have been more comfortable with a river named Lame Mule.
On a cloudy, forty degree morning, we put on our bathing suits and headed out for our adventure. When we arrived at the river lodge, we were greeted by the friendly staff. They were encouraging and assured us that this would be fun and exhilarating, then asked us to sign a waiver. After a quick overview of the morning’s events, we were handed our wetsuits, booties, fleece jackets and splash jackets. I have worn a wetsuit before and wasn’t really looking forward to squeezing into one again. A less flattering garment has never been created. If you have never put on a wetsuit, it is akin to putting on pantyhose that go all the way to your neck. Getting into a wetsuit is not a quick or attractive process; much tugging and contortion is required. I know the purpose of the wetsuit is to keep me warm, but couldn’t there be a less embarrassing way to go about it? Sweaty from my battle of the bulge, I emerged from the dressing room; a vision in neoprene. Thankfully, the addition of the fleece and splash jackets hid most of the unsightly lumps created from squashing all of my assorted parts into the wetsuit. To help save my life in the event of an ejection from the raft, a life vest and helmet were the accessories that completed my outfit. By the time I was fully dressed for our departure I could no longer put my arms down at my sides.
On the river bank we were given a thorough safety briefing on the finer points of swift water rescue. While the knowledge and experience of our guides was reassuring, this is always the part when my brain screams, “What have you gotten yourself into?” Before we had even pushed off from shore, our guide, Dave, told us that they had room to move us to one of the other rafts that was continuing on to the class four rapids. This was our first time rafting, so we told him we’d have to see how we survive this part of the journey before making any decisions. Then, I was given the option to paddle or hold on. I was already firmly committed to not letting go of the raft for any reason so I chose the hold on and scream option rather than paddling.
As we entered Alarm Clock Rapids we were hit with a bracing blast of icy water. Dave deftly and safely negotiated us through several more rapids with non-threatening names like Palliser and Hopi Hole. When we reached the end of the gentle river journey, all of the rafts came to a calm bend in the river and pulled ashore for a brief break. Again, Dave asked us if we’d like to continue. We were jostled, soaked and loving every minute of it so we opted to tempt our fate with class four rapids.
Once on dry land, we were given a granola bar and an opportunity to go to the bathroom. This was probably the most harrowing part of the trip. Trying to remove the life vest and various other layers to get down to the wetsuit before stepping into a port-a- potty was as much a challenge as the rapids were. Every woman there was laughing as we wriggled ourselves into and out of our rafting ensembles as fast as we could.
Once we were fully dressed again, Dave told us we’d be in good hands with our new guide, Bruce. Everyone in the raft was encouraging and supportive of the rafting virgins who had just joined them. They let us sit in the back of the raft where things are a bit less intense. Bruce reviewed the commands he would be calling out and made us practice them. They were all simple and obvious: get down, hold on (which I had already mastered), jump left and jump right. We crossed the river, disembarked and clambered up a steep bank to get an aerial view of the class four rapids we would soon be traversing. These rapids had names like Shotgun Portage, Table Saw, Pillow Rock and Rollercoaster. Bruce identified features we’d be trying to avoid, like a dip that was nicknamed “the terminator.” Though I didn’t think it was possible, the guides tightened our life vests even more. Bruce explained that the vests needed to be tight so that if we were ejected from the raft, someone would be able to grab the vest and yank us back in. A vest that was too loose would be pulled back into the boat while the former wearer of that vest continued to float downstream. As I stood there trying to breathe in my tightly cinched life vest, I realized I had not made an informed decision.
With the nimbleness of a three-legged mountain goat, I slid back down the steep bank and got into the raft. I tucked my foot tightly in the foothold, grabbed every rope I could reach and perched myself on the side of the raft. As we hit the first of the rapids Bruce yelled, “GET DOWN!” We all slid off the sides of the boat and tucked ourselves inside as huge waves crashed over us. Bruce then yelled “GET UP!” That was easier said than done. All the insulating layers I was wearing diminished my agility and getting back up while being bombarded with cold waves was quite an undertaking. I was reluctant to let go of any rope, but needed my arms to hoist myself back onto the side of the boat. It was quite the dilemma. As I was considering how to propel myself back onto the edge of the raft, we bounced over a wave and my center of gravity shifted. I found myself curled in a ball on my back struggling like a turtle that had been flipped shell side down. By the time I finally righted myself and managed to drag myself up to a sitting position on the side of the raft, Bruce was once again yelling, “GET DOWN AND HOLD ON!” After going through this exercise a few times I was exhausted and opted to just stay down.
As the intensity of the waves declined, my heart rate and body temperature returned to normal. In the dressing room, as I was unpeeling myself from the wetsuit, I was happy that my fear had not prevented me from having such an amazing experience. I realized that sometimes it is fun to push the edge of your comfort zone just a bit farther out. On the drive back to our hotel, my husband pointed out a zip line tour he thought would be exciting. Every comfort zone has its limits.
This is brilliant, well that and it encouraged my resolve never to go rafting in my life. One of the reasons could be that I tend to value my life, sanity and the eardrums of others surrounding me or maybe it’s just that I wouldn’t be caught dead in a wet suit 😉
The closest I’ve ever been to an adrenaline near-death experience was skiing off-pist in the alpes. Honest to god – I spent most of the time sliding down on by but, because somehow I kept steering towards the cliff. The remaining time I spent wishing myself back to the bunney slope 😉
Glad you enjoyed this post. Rest assured, the noise of the roaring water will drown out your screams and spare the eardrums of your fellow rafters. It was a great experience, except for the wetsuit. If I never wear neoprene leotard again, that’s fine with me.
We headed out to a Class II (not much more than the Delaware River ripples) raft trip on the MacKenzie River in southern Oregon, restricted by my 5-year-old’s age. It was a rainy day and I almost cancelled because the “rain would get us wet.” Having done some Class 4s and 5s before and since, it was a “ha ha” moment. The absolute WORSE white water raft trip I have ever been on was bucking the tidal bore in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia. Best river in my experience is the Upper Klamath with Momentum Rafting out of Ashland, Oregon.
Thanks for sharing all that great info about different places to raft. It’s funny that you almost canceled because the rain would get you wet. Thanks for reading!
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Hahaha! I had the same problem with the wet suit! It was awful! I think they let us off just before entering the wilder rapids, we had a few bumps, and that was about it 🙂 Next time I want to do your route! It sounds like just the right amount of fun 😉
It was a lot of fun and the guides were fantastic. Can’t wait to read about your adventure when you do go.
Can so identify. Can’t wait to read more adventures
After that adventure, a group of my friends seriously considered taking up a collection to send me on a series of “outings” just so they could be entertained by my tales of terror and clumsiness. Thanks for reading and commenting!
Great story, makes me want to head out to the wilds myself and have a go at a “3” or a “4”. When my wife and I are barreling down something called “Razor’s Edge” or “Screaming Banshee”, I’m sure she’ll be thanking you.
No need to thank me. Think of it as a public service.
Hilarious! I’m the owner of Wild Water and we’ve passed your link among all the staff for a great laugh. Can I post your link on our facebook page? Very funny, indeed, and thanks again for joining us.
Thanks for getting us safely through our first rafting experience. So glad that you and the staff enjoyed the story so much. Feel free to post the link on your Facebook page.
You are a masterful storyteller. This is hysterical!!
Wow!! I would never made it up the steep bank!! You are my idol – now go for the zip line.
You only want me to go for the zip line for the potential humor involved.
I couldn’t stop laughing while reading about the second part of your journey. I actually can’t believe that you agreed to go on! Funny, funny, funny. Looking forward to the next post.
This was great, I was laughing out loud while picturing my dear friend who will now be known as “Paprika the Turtle”:)
Found myself chuckling at the fabulous imagery that was portrayed!! A great read!
This story is hilarious…especially the part about Paprika bouncing around the raft like a turtle… scary and funny…. LOL !!!
WHAT AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE………THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME “EXPERIENCE” IT THROUGH YOU BECAUSE I DON’T THINK I’LL BE TRYING ANYTHING LIKE THAT ANYTIME SOON! LOVE YOUR WRITING………LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR NEXT TELLING OF YOUR LIFE EXPERIENCES!
Lived every minute of your experience from my own personal comfort zone in front of my computer. Thanks!
That is a much drier, warmer comfort zone 🙂 Thanks for reading!
Another exciting story told with brilliance. Keep up the good work!
OMG….that was hilarious…and thrilling to read!! You are FUNNY!!!
Great suspense… the passage through the class four rapids made me worry whether you were actually going to survive the ride… but then I remembered you were the author of what I was reading :o)
Maybe I should have had someone else write it to keep things more suspenseful 🙂